Last year, one of our granddaughters insisted we watch Twisted Sister perform their version of the 12 Days of Christmas. As usual, I couldn't understand what they were saying, so thank goodness for Google. Here is the last verse:
On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
12 silver crosses
11 black mascaras
10 pairs of platforms
9 tattered t-shirts
8 pentagrams
7 leather jackets
6 cans of hairspray
5 skull earrings
4 quarts of Jack
3 studded belts
2 pairs of spandex pants
and a tattoo of Ozzy!
