This is unbelievable, I know, but I have been asked to be a part of a combo by a couple of other musicians in our building. They are both quite good musicians, and since it is (as of now) only a three-piece combo, I can't follow my usual strategy of "I'm not good, but I make up for that by being loud."
So sometimes I play my trumpet, and sometimes I play my E-flat alto horn with them. We don't sound great, but we're not all that bad either. And we actually have a minor gig (VERY minor, but at least we don't have to pay for the privilege of performing) lined up for late next week.
I think we need a name. Since I am by far the youngest member of the group, I think we should be called "The Old F***s", and you can fill in the stars as you wish. But an extension of that, might be to call us "The F-sharps" or just "The F#s". After all, we are old f***s, but we're pretty sharp, too (looking, that is. We never play too sharp or too flat).