Last weekend I officiated/officianted at "the Wedding of the Decade," a fund-raiser put on by Murder for Hire for The Sunshine Foundation.
Most of us involved in the wedding wrote our own speeches. The best line of all the speeches was one from the vows written by the "bride" who said, quoting the famous Doris Day song,
When I was just a little girl
I asked my mother, what will I be
Will I be pretty, will I be rich?
Here's what she said to me.