My frequent internet correspondent MA recently sent me this
Lock of Mick Jagger's hair sells for £4,000 at auction
One time when I shaved my beard to play an Elvis look-alike, I offered the beard cuttings to my granddaughters, but for some inexplicable reason there were no takers.
Imagine. With that kind of star status, these kidney stones should have gone for $5 or $10 each.
Kidney stones, July 2007
And that hunk of thumb about which I wrote here? That should have fetched at least $10 dontcha think?