I'm not much of a poet and not much of a wordsmith, either. 5-year-olds demolish me in Scrabble. So I was pleased to be able to dash off a haiku yesterday.
My FB friend, Marla, wrote:
Dear Invasive Weeds,
Die. Burn in Hell. Die again.
I hate you. Yes, you.
I wrote in response:
Use more chemicals.
Pharmacologically
They are healthier.
I'm pleased with my first effort, but I don't think I'll be giving up my day job to become a poet. .... oh wait, I don't have a day job.