A discussion with Facebook friends led to this pair of queries:
- Which would you prefer, marriage to Kim Kardasian or contracting ebola?
- Which would you prefer, marriage to Kim Kardasian or dying from ebola (he had originally noted that more people in the US have been married to Kim than have died from ebola)?
Some preferred contracting ebola, with the expectation they would be cured.
Others mentioned sizable alimony from Kim.
But some still said there are fates worse than death, and marriage to Kim would be one of those.