Senior's Medicine Cabinet

[via Rebekah]     It has taken me many, many months of my retirement time, but I have just finished building my new Medicine Cabinet. I don't know about you, but I think it was well worth the time and expense.             Disease Wine Daily dose Allergies Chardonnay de Paeuf 1 glass Anemia Graves 4 glass       Bronchitis Bourgogne or Bordeaux > ( + sugar and cinnamon ) 3 cups Constipation Anjou blanc electricity . Vouvray 4 glasses Coronary arteries Dry Champagne 4 glasses Diarrhea Beaujolais Nouveau 4 glasses Fever Champagne sec 1 bottle Heart Burgundy , Santenay Rouge Two glasses Uric acid gout Sancerre , Pouilly Fume 4 glasses Hypertension Alsace , Sancerre 4 glasses Menopause Saint Emilion 4 glasses Depression Rhine 4 glasses Obesity Burgundy 4 glasses Obesity Rose Provence 1 bottle Rheumatism Champagne 4 glasses Excessive weight loss Chateau de Beaune 4 glasses