Yes, I am scheduled to have another colonoscopy. Here's the help I need:
What should I write on my butt cheeks as a message for the physician?
One grand has suggested "Kiss this". Another possibility might be "Will you respect me in the morning?" But likely neither of these will do. Both are too long.
Please keep in mind that I will probably have to write this myself (Ms Eclectic has made it very clear that she will not help), so it will have to be short, and it will have to be easy to write sideways using a mirror.
Maybe I'll put a message on a post-it and tape it on my butt cheek. How about "Open Here"? or "Lift Tab to Open"?
And, no, I will not be posting photos.
Maybe I'll take a voice recorder with me to protect myself from this.